Literally 30 minutes post talking my mom out of spending $85 on a beautiful table and chairs set from Babies ‘R Us, I found this sucker at a thrift store. After chasing away some men examining some strange totem on it (seriously, do people really think oddly cut, fake wood eagle and bear totems are a cool thing to have in your home if you’re not, I don’t know, some sort of Appalachian bear hunter?), I checked the price tag. $5. FIVE DOLLARS! Are you impressed yet? Wait! There’s more!
Upon taking it to the cashier, and squeeling talking about what an amazing price that was, she said, “You do know that furniture is half off today, right?”
To which I screeched, “SERIOUSLY?! I’M GOING TO GET THIS THING FOR $2.50?!” thereby officially terrifying the teenage girl behind the counter and solidifying myself as a raging dork. Again.
The table did have quite a few scratches and cracks on the top but, for $2.50, who can complain? I decided to paint it and cover it with contact paper when I got home. We began with a car idea that, regrettably, turned into a stripe idea. Which I hate, but more about that later and onto the “how to stripey paint a $2.50 thrift store find so that it, hopefully, looks less like hell and will last your nearly 2 year old toddler longer than a week” semi-tute.
I began by washing down the table with soap and water. Then I used masking tape to mark off the areas for the light blue.
I painted the light blue lines, then removed the tape and re-taped for the darker blues.
After painting the darker blues and removing that tape, I hand painted the yellows. It was too much of a pain in the patooty to re-tape and, at this point, I’d begun to decide that I hated the stripes and was giving up.
The table and chair, painted and dry. Next step is to cover with clear contact paper so, despite what the toddler may drop, draw, paint or purposely spill all over it, it shouldn’t take much time to clean up.
Measure how much contact paper you need and then some. The contact paper has many nifty little squares that make it darn near impossible to cut unevenly. Make sure to mark the end of the line you are cutting. thinking, “I’ll cut to the line the number 2 direction is on” is great until you forget if it’s the 3rd repetition of that #2 direction or the 4th. Cut the contact paper about 1-2 squares over exact size as the paper occasionally shrinks and overhang is ridiculously easy to cut off.
Then peel back one corner of the contact paper backing and, beginning from one corner of the table, align the contact paper as squarely as you can muster. Then slowly, slowly, slowly peel the backing as you lay the contact down. if you see an air bubble, gently lift and re-press. Be careful, however, lifting will generally tear up a bit of your paint.
Once completed, take a hard, rounded edge and workout all the tiny bubbles. I used a photo album because every single item in my house is some form of multi-tasker. I know that they have items specifically for this purpose, so if you happen to have and/or find one, it’ll probably work quite a bit better than my method.
Now to work with the overhang.
Pull out your trusty craft knife and slowly cut around the edges. Use a ruler if your table has no obvious indentations to cut into.
And, voila! It is done.
Unfortunately, as I mentioned earlier, I hate it. If I’d had any additional time, I’d have repainted it. My son was over me fawning over his table and was ready to get to working on it, so I left it as is. The great thing about contact paper, is that it’ll probably pull up most, if not all, the paint when I go to remove it. Which should make the process of redoing the whole thing a bit easier when I’m able to.
For now, at least it looks slightly less like a $2.50 thrift store item. I’m shooting for $5. At least.
