This poor woman went through so many facial expressions, it was ridiculous. The beginning face was very…well…stank.

As a friend put it, “Husband said something asinine” face

Then she managed to morph into a robot with no emotion, whatsoever

I think I finally got her to the point where she may not be perfect (smug, my mother says), but she’s as close as she’s going to get. At least she doesn’t look like she’s moments away from knocking her husband out for suggesting they name the new baby “Chaka Khan”.*

* Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
While my mom did nearly kill my dad after he made that same suggestion the day I was born, I think it’d be pretty awesome to be named Chaka. I’d wear giant fabric crowns everywhere.