My child is either a genius faker or an extremely well humored child. So well humored, in fact, that he even laughs when he does stuff in his sleep. At about 4am, I was awakened by some very sweet, soft noises coming out of my little man’s mouth.
“Bapadaba ba.” It was barely audible but definitely babbling. I leaned in to listen more closely.
“BA!” He screamed, smacked my nose and shoved dream food into his mouth.
I jumped back and grabbed my nose.
Ben laughed, loudly, hysterically and then snored.
His eyes never opened, he never woke up.

My kid? Freaking weird.