The Foot That Took Over the World Pt 2
July 1st, 2007
My foot has never been a skinny minnie. She’s always been quite a chubberoo, but a cute chubberoo. I’m sad to say I no longer feel any love for my foot. It’s 12″ around today. My foot is a foot around. And that fold in the ankle? My foot’s stretched out. The fold is from the swelling. My toes feel like they’re on fire, the entire thing is throbbing and it’s not responding to any sort of nice treatment or kind words. I do believe I may be the first woman to give birth through her ankle. It definitely feels that way.
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Again, that CANNOT be normal. Makes me sad for you.
Ben come out and give mommy some relief!
Dude, that’s disgusting!
my mom was always helped by laying on her back with her feet up.
come soon, ben!