A New Induction Method

June 28th, 2007

Me: I think I may have to resort to pumping to get this kid out.
Eric (working, doesn’t turn around): Pumping, don’t know what that is…
Me: With the breast pump…
Eric: …. *flips around* YOU’RE GONNA PUMP YOUR VAGINA WITH THE BREAST PUMP?!?!

(ETA: Amelia, he totally said vagina. That’s what made me laugh for an hour.)

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6 Responses to “A New Induction Method”

  1. Kris on June 28, 2007 2:36 pm

    LMAO! He is hilarious!

  2. Amelia on June 28, 2007 3:55 pm

    We all know that he didn’t say “vagina”

  3. girl on June 28, 2007 4:13 pm

    OH MY DEAR GOD. Come clean off my monitor now.

  4. Molly on June 28, 2007 6:51 pm

    ROFL!

  5. Elizabeth F. on June 28, 2007 9:59 pm

    OMG-that’s so funny! I found you on
    The Mom Blogs.

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  6. Amelia on June 29, 2007 5:21 am

    I know he didn’t say ‘breast’.

    I just meant that he must be the only man alive to actually use the term ‘vagina’ *ahem*

    Just ignore me, I’m cheeky.

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